A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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