Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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VAGINA.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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