Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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