Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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