- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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