I am dyslexic

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

i am and me is i

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

My Boyfriend

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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