- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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