A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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If you were expecting an antijoke you have come to the wrong place however here is a good recipe for a cake: Ingredients 2-1/2 cups 2% milk 1 cup butter, cubed 8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 3 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2-2/3 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt FILLING: 6 tablespoons butter, cubed 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped 2-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream GANACHE: 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 2/3 cup heavy whipping cream Directions In a large saucepan, cook the milk, butter and chocolate over low heat until melted. Remove from the heat; let stand for 10 minutes. Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, beat eggs and vanilla; stir in chocolate mixture until smooth. Combine the flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; gradually add to chocolate mixture and mix well (batter will be thin). Transfer to three greased and floured 9-in. round baking pans. Bake 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely. For filling, in a small saucepan, melt butter and chocolate. Stir in confectioners' sugar and cream until smooth. For ganache, place chocolate in a small bowl. In a small saucepan, bring cream just to a boil. Pour over chocolate; whisk until smooth. Cool, stirring occasionally, until ganache reaches a spreading consistency. Place one cake layer on a serving plate; spread with half of the filling. Repeat layers. Top with remaining cake layer. Spread ganache over top and sides of cake. Store in the refrigerator. Yield: 16 servings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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