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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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