A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Your mom is not fat!

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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sky's sty

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richard is fag

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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