cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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