What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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HEY!

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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I had a submarine.... once

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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My mom

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