-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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