- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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