why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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