- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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