A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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