Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Your mom.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

suck my balls mr.garison

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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