- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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