- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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