- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

whats worse than gill? nothing

The Game.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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