What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Joke

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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