Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Your adopted.....

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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