What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Arrow in the Knee!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

mental kid

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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