- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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