Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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I love pissing people off :P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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