- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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