YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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im watching you..

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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