- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Vagina.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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