why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

a woman votes!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Health food.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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