Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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