a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

an dislexik nam rwote hits

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Me Neither.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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