- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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