What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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