- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

The truth is he loves her!!

Sarah Palin

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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