- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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