- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you