- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman rights.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Women's rights.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

i just pooped that is all!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Make me famous

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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