A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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PEANIS!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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