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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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