Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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womens rights

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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you gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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