What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

This joke is funny

Getting up for a black person on a buss

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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