- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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