cool

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Please Rape William Wright

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

whats 2+2? math.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

well now

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

im at school

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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