- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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