What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Gay's

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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I Have a Black Friend

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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