What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I have a gay camel

Women.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's clear and wet? water

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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