Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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honest politician

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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