roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

women rights

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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