Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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