Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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A man walks into a vagina

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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