- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

no pun intended

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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