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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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