How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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scientology.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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