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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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boobs.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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