Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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I grunt when I poop.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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