Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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