- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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