What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Refrigerator

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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