- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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