Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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