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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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