- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

So, how 'bout that airline food?

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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