There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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what has genitial warts? me

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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shut up kobe!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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