- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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