A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

im not food

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Koalas mum is a slut

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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