why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Knock knock come in.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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