- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

You want to hear a joke? Republican

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Penis.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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