- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A blonde walked into a bar.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

A man makes a sandwich.

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