What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

vote this down and i will DOX you

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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