- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Guess what? AIDS!

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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