What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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