Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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arena football

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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