- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

wots brown and smells like shite shite

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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