the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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