a Polar bear in an Igloo.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

I like touching my boobs

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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