- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are red, Violets are violet

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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